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  you must destroy the dolls of your little girls

  by chirac in

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  have you noticed the article of awake about toys?

  after throwing records dvd tapes and son we must clean our houses of the toys particularly dolls can some one speaking a good english explain awake magazine dated june 2008 the article about "more than just toys".....http://www.jw.org/index.html?option=nbzr..they are mad please god forgive them..excuse my so poor english

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  hamsterbait wins the post of the day award.. damn, that was funny!!

  What crap.

  That kid obviously does not know about pubic hair (unless mommy explains how Barbie like to keep her playpen clean with a brazilian wax for action man)
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  Consolation on Demand

  by chasson in

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  i have a lot of consolation magazines that i could scan.. if you want a particular issue for research, tell me and i will scan it, and you can tell to the board more what are your research, so everybody will have more insight.. .

  here is one of this magazine concerning the madison square garden incident.

  this incident is connected with the olyn moyle's trial and it is interessant to see the vision of rutherford concerning this.. he tried in this magazine to excuse the usher, because what he said on stage was "the word of jehovah", so nobody must stop the "spreading of the word of god".

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  Late to the thread!! Thanks for these scans, they are fantastic. Did anybody else see the "dirty joke" on page 2 of the first issue (November 29, 1939) posted in this thread? There is a limerick printed under the heading "Equ Seau":

  There was a young lady named Fleau,
  She had a good-looking beau.
  Said Fleau to her beau,
  "Let us geau to a sheau."
  Said her beau, "If you'll bleau, Fleau, I'll geau."

  Different meaning back then in 1939, or did they publish a dirty joke inadvertently!?
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  I am fed up with "Where else would I/We Go?"

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  it is a standard answer that i get from the few jw's that i speak with.. "the organization has it's flaws, but where else would we go to be among.

  people who strive to do [jehovah's/god's] will?".

  "i don't understand all the doctrine, nor take it as seriously as you do, but .

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  Sad Emo said: 8 He replied: "Watch out that you are not deceived. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am he,' and, 'The time is near.' Do not follow them.

  Interesting... he did not say "Do not follow them except for <this one>"; he said "Do not follow them." any of them. And them, by definition from the previous verse, are they that "come in my name" saying "the time is near".
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  What other toys should go in the bin?

  by Switch in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the recent post about dolls has me picturing other conversations that parents could be having with with their young, impressionable children.. here's my own little scene inspired by the june wt.. (timmy is playing with his toy car).

  dad: what kind of car do you have there, timmy?.

  timmy: it's a super fast red porsche!.

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  The movie "ET" was produced by the Devil himself

  The WTBTS actually published an article in the Awake! that castigated that movie... "ET or Christ?" (8 July 1983, I think)
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  What other toys should go in the bin?

  by Switch in

  1. jw
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  the recent post about dolls has me picturing other conversations that parents could be having with with their young, impressionable children.. here's my own little scene inspired by the june wt.. (timmy is playing with his toy car).

  dad: what kind of car do you have there, timmy?.

  timmy: it's a super fast red porsche!.

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  I wonder of JW kids are allowed to play with Star Wars Light Sabers and say things like "May the Force be with you."...or "Come to the Dark Side".

  You're kidding, right? Hard-liner witnesses won't even have the movie in their homes! (Of course, many DO...)

  I remember as an elder, the CO telling us in one of our meetings how we needed to improve our shepherding of the friends... seems, as he'd visited some in the congregation with us elders during the week, he noticed movies like "Star Wars" on their DVD shelves. It "obviously indicated their lack of a spiritual mindset" if they'd have movies about war, imagined or otherwise, and "the force" was obviously a reference to spiritistic powers, cleverly disguised by Satan as entertainment through his control of Hollywood.

  (no joke... he really said that to us...)
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  It's official....Bookstudy is DOA

  by CoonDawg in

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  okay, so my wife and mom both got back from their public talk / wt study this evening.

  my loudmouthed sister asked if there were any announcements.

  the bookstudy is hereafter known as "the congregation bible study".

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  So with an entire week to gossip about the change, and what mean-spirited apostate might have told them early, it likely was no surprise to them here.

  That's great, Jeff!! Especially since the WT study today had an entire subheading dedicated to "the most important" subject: avoiding apostates and their wicked, unity-busting reasoning. Sure was fun listening to the comments on that one! People started telling stories of what apostates had told them and how they reacted to it, before the conductor reeled it back in. LOL! I was dyin!
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  New announcement from the 1st time zone in the world.

  by karter in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just got back from the assembly the bookstudy will be part of the ministry school service metting as of 2009. the cost of fuel is 1 reason.

  to many elders taking bookstudys time could be better spent on other things.

  family heads can now spend more time with there familys.

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  "But with the end so close, what's the point of taking out the trash?" Maybe I'll just do it. I'm frisky this morning.

  lol! you owe me a new monitor and keyboard...
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  What other toys should go in the bin?

  by Switch in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the recent post about dolls has me picturing other conversations that parents could be having with with their young, impressionable children.. here's my own little scene inspired by the june wt.. (timmy is playing with his toy car).

  dad: what kind of car do you have there, timmy?.

  timmy: it's a super fast red porsche!.

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  What they were allowed: Tonka trucks, Hot Wheels, Match Box Cars, and Tinker Toys. Board Games: Candy Land, Mouse Trap, Scrabble, and Monopoly.

  My folks went back and forth on Monopoly... sometimes it was okay, sometimes it wasn't. You know, it taught a "greedy attitude".

  And, like momz post, water guns or pistols (Super Soakers, etc.) were not allowed...
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  Full Text of Meeting Adjustment Announcement

  by cinnamon1642 in

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  2. friends

  i wasn't able to get a copy of the letter off the information board but here is the exact text of the letter that was read at our english meeting today.. to be read at the conclusion of the watchtower study of the week of april 21 - 27, 2008 from the governing body of jehovahs witnesses.

  to all congregations:.

  dear brothers,.

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  The Governing Body is fully aware of the mounting pressures that YOU, the Lord’s precious sheep, are experiencing. Like the first century Governing Body we wish to add no further burden to you, except what is necessary. Therefore, after prayerful consideration we have decided to take steps to lighten your load by adjusting the weekly schedule for congregation meetings.

  Jehovah wasn't aware? A lot of "we" talk going on here... and no mention of Jesus in the letter at all... wasn't it he that said "come to me, my load is light and refreshing?" Sounds like the GB is a bit presumptive, here. Maybe they should have paid attention to today's WT lesson about being "yielding" to others... namely, God and Christ.
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  All you Flying Spaghetti Monster fans...

  by TJ - iAmCleared2Land in

  1. jw
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  ...who also love your ipods; make your statement:.

  https://www.gelaskins.com/skins.php?device=1&category=21&skin=93&productcode=000.

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  Well, heck, that didn't work either.

  Go here: http://www.cafepress.com/venganza

  Scroll way down to the bottom, in the middle is a link to Gelaskin iPod, iTune, laptop covers... that one will take you straight to it.

  And for those of you NOT familiar with The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, here's a primer:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster